December 22, 2009

Propaganda-mart Saves You Time

Challenge: How to get busy dictators to attend a conference on - of all things - climate change?
Solution: By using Propaganda-mart media materials, of course!

 That's right, the award-winning team at Propaganda-mart can help you with all your communication needs.
  • Need class warfare?  We can incite it!
  • Want redistribution of wealth? We're here to help!
  • Twisting facts and outright fabrication? We've got your back!
Propaganda-mart's™ work was displayed prominently in the UN Security Council Chambers for weeks before the recent Climate Change Conference, inducing participants to get involved!

Propaganda-mart's™ translation services can put your carefully crafted message into nearly any language including Arabic, Korean, Spanish, Somali, and much, much more!

Customers often ask: Can we do stealth campaigns, for those times when you don't want everyone know you are a socialist, bent on destroying the current political system and enslaving the citizenry?  Yes we can!
Different funding schemes are possible, including Ponzi.  At Propaganda-mart™, we understand that nationalizing private industry can take time.  We are willing to work with you and are open to a number of different arrangements for payment.  Financing is also available, in case you are short on cash while you wait for those evil Imperialists to make good on their commitments.
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