February 25, 2010

Harry Reid's Wife Takes Self Protection Classes

WASHINGTON, DC -- Harry Reid's wife, Landra Gould, has reportedly started taking personal protection classes following remarks by her husband that "Men, when they're out of work, tend to become abusive."  It is anticipated that Mr. Reid will lose his Senate seat in the upcoming midterm election cycle and his wife "just wanted to be prepared."

While working hard to have a government health care takeover passed "by whatever procedural loophole we can find or create," Mr. Reid has nonetheless found time for a few verbal gaffes on unrelated issues.  A supporter was quoted as saying "he's working harder than [Joe] Biden, as you can plainly see."

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