September 11, 2011

Spend your way to Prosperity


Dear Mr. US Congress or current resident,

You've seen the numbers. You've read the statistics.
You've heard about my plan Spend Your Way to Prosperity™.

I'd like to once again offer you this unprecedented opportunity to create millions of jobs in less than 12 months using The Plan. Before I break into the details of The Plan, I'd like to present you with a few excerpts from the many people who have written to me expressing their sincere thanks for introducing them to this almost fool-proof way to make millions of jobs.

"Before I started using the plan, I was nothing; a nobody. Now, people love me and I have created more jobs than I know what to do with!" W. Buffet

"The Plan is working better than I could have hoped for: beyond my wildest dreams. Thank you, Barack. Thank you." G. Soros

"Hooray Plan! Hooray Plan! It worked for me it can work for you!" R. Trumka

What is the plan? It is simple. So simple I won't waste your valuable time explaining it to you. All you need to know about it is that it is scientifically proven to work. Statistical evidence has shown that The Plan works!

How much will it cost you? That is the best part about the plan. It won't cost you a dime. As The Plan is designed, someone else pays for it: either The Rich or the next generation. Either way, the prosperity that The Plan provides will more than make up for the nominal cost of The Plan.

So please - don't delay! Simply detach and return the bottom portion of this letter and mail it to me to get started with Spend Your Way to Prosperity™ today!


Barack H. Obama

P.S. If you act before October 1st, 2011, I will also include a free subscription to my weekly newsletter "Prosperity is Right Around the Corner."  The newsletter that major media outlets have been talking about non-stop for more than 40 years. A value of over $59.95!!
__ Yes, Barack, I want to put teachers back to work so our kids can graduate ready for college and good jobs! Please sign me up for Spend Your Way to Prosperity™ today!

__ I'm sorry, Barack, I want to keep tax breaks for millionaires and billionaires. I don't care about the poor, the elderly, or lost puppies with sad, sad eyes.  

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