Vail on Just $10,000 a Day

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The new budget travel guide from Michelle Obama, "Vail on Just $10,000 a Day", has just been released by FLOTUS Publishing. It is the latest in the First Lady's popular series of practical guides to traveling the world - without breaking the bank!

Travel with this interesting and fashionable mother of two. Experience her enlightening and breezy writing, organized by topic and put into familiar and easy-to-understand sections.

...Let'em eat cake! She explores fine eateries and gives helpful hints on what to have (Spoiler: it's not what she thinks your kids should be eating!). Useful for those times when your personal chef has the night off.

...See the sights Blend in with the locals, as only Michelle truly can.

...Shop 'til you Drop! While not everyone has the option of closing down entire stores to do their shopping, everyone can benefit from her useful advice on avoiding tourist traps and saving money.

...Downtime Kids are so much more than just props in photos. Sometimes, you want some time with them, too. Michelle always includes a few kid-friendly activities that are guaranteed to keep your youngsters happy (DISCLAIMER: not all sites mentioned are open to the public).

...Handling your staff Dos and don'ts on managing your security detail, assistants, fashion advisors, and all the rest.

Get your copy today!

Found wherever food stamps are accepted 

Check out Michelle's other 15 titles in the "on Just" travel series!
"Spain on Just $22,00 a Day"
"Martha's Vineyard on Just $10,000 a Day"
"Hawaii on Just $200,000 a Day"
New books come out about every 10 weeks, so check back often!

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Spend your way to Prosperity

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URGENT URGENT - DO NOT DISCARD - URGENT URGENT

Dear Mr. US Congress or current resident,

You've seen the numbers. You've read the statistics.

You've heard about my plan Spend Your Way to Prosperity™.

I'd like to once again offer you this unprecedented opportunity to create millions of jobs in less than 12 months using The Plan. Before I break into the details of The Plan, I'd like to present you with a few excerpts from the many people who have written to me expressing their sincere thanks for introducing them to this almost fool-proof way to make millions of jobs.

"Before I started using the plan, I was nothing; a nobody. Now, people love me and I have created more jobs than I know what to do with!" W. Buffet

"The Plan is working better than I could have hoped for: beyond my wildest dreams. Thank you, Barack. Thank you." G. Soros

"Hooray Plan! Hooray Plan! It worked for me it can work for you!" R. Trumka

What is the plan? It is simple. So simple I won't waste your valuable time explaining it to you. All you need to know about it is that it is scientifically proven to work. Statistical evidence has shown that The Plan works!

How much will it cost you? That is the best part about the plan. It won't cost you a dime. As The Plan is designed, someone else pays for it: either The Rich or the next generation. Either way, the prosperity that The Plan provides will more than make up for the nominal cost of The Plan.

So please - don't delay! Simply detach and return the bottom portion of this letter and mail it to me to get started with Spend Your Way to Prosperity™ today!

Sincerely,

Barack H. Obama

P.S. If you act before October 1st, 2011, I will also include a free subscription to my weekly newsletter "Prosperity is Right Around the Corner."  The newsletter that major media outlets have been talking about non-stop for more than 40 years. A value of over $59.95!!

 

__ Yes, Barack, I want to put teachers back to work so our kids can graduate ready for college and good jobs! Please sign me up for Spend Your Way to Prosperity™ today!


__ I'm sorry, Barack, I want to keep tax breaks for millionaires and billionaires. I don't care about the poor, the elderly, or lost puppies with sad, sad eyes.  

Dirty House? Try 10th Amendment Cleanser

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Ralph Nader is The Bachelor

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Don't miss the 15th season of The Bachelor this September, 2010.
This season's bachelor is the popular sex symbol Ralph Nader.

This time around, the show is called "The Bachelor: For Love and Money" and involves Mr. Nader - a well-known consumer advocate, author, and professional "distant third" presidential candidate - going on dates with his prospective spousal choices and putting them through grueling challenges in order to find his true love.*

Contestants will be judged on their performance as they:

• Proofread and critique his upcoming report about Toyota and Honda quality issues entitled "Unsafe at any MPG."
• Attend a rally with him against President Obama's Nuclear energy plans.
• Help him choose topics for lawsuits against large companies - this may involve some undercover work.

Mr. Nader has demanded that consumers be allowed to decide the winner, and the show will therefore be changing format.  A toll-free hotline will be established during the last episode so the  0.56% of the electorate that voted for Mr. Nader can now vote for his potential spouse.
Catch all the heart-pounding action this Fall on ABC!

*Mr. Nader would like to note that this show is in no way a binding offer of marriage to any party, including the winning contestant, and in the unlikely case of an actual marriage proposal, a pre-nuptial agreement will be a requirement.

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2010 Adopt-A-Rocket Fundraiser

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Imagine this all-too-common scene: a small Israeli boy sits on the floor in Sderot, shivering a little from the cold. The alarm sirens have been going off for hours and he is in a cramped and dirty bomb shelter. He is scared. He is hungry. He is praying to some non-Allah god for protection.
Please help Hamas drop explosives on that boy, sending him and his family to his god!

It's time again for the

Hamas Adopt-A-Rocket Fundraiser

Now more than ever, we need your help. Your generous donation enables us to continue to rain death and destruction upon civilians in Israel's populated urban centers.

Donate today and we'll send you the serial number, specifications, and a photograph of your sponsored rocket. You'll receive regular status updates as it bravely makes its way from a factory in Iran until it is smuggled into and set up in Gaza - ready to kill and maim Zionists.

Provide us with your personal message of hatred for Israel, and we'll have a literate Palestinian write it on the side of your rocket.

Will you help us finally wipe Israel off the map?
Please donate today.

Also, don't miss the Hamas telethon, airing Feb. 15, 2010 and hosted
once again by former US President Jimmy Carter!

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Propaganda-mart Saves You Time

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Challenge: How to get busy dictators to attend a conference on - of all things - climate change?

Solution: By using Propaganda-mart™ media materials, of course!

 That's right, the award-winning team at Propaganda-mart™ can help you with all your communication needs.

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The Adventures of Self Reliant Man

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HG COMICS proudly presents their latest superhero, SELF-RELIANT MAN!

IN SRM #1, Mr. John Glat is a mild-mannered entrepreneur employing a few people at his heating and cooling business in Sloatsburg, New York.

He goes about his business, asking nothing from others and wanting just to be left alone to manage his business and live his life.  Little does he know that in Washington, two evil super-villains are plotting against him.  They want to take his resources and his freedom away and will stop at nothing to destroy him.

In a stunning moment of crisis, he decides to become SELF-RELIANT MAN and battle the forces bent on his subjection!

Will he be overcome by GOVERNMENTO's vast and powerful tentacles as they grab and crush everything they touch?

Will his stealthy, slippery enemy THE LITIGATOR overwhelm him, slowly eating away his property, time, and willpower until nothing remains?
You won't want to miss one action-packed page as SELF-RELIANT MAN decides to resist evil and fulfill his destiny!

Issue #1 is in stores November, 2009.

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Barackster's Trillions

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Don't miss the new movie Barackster's Trillions, a sequel to the 1985 hit comedy Brewster's Millions.  Brewster's Millions was the tale of Montgomery Brewster, who will claim a huge inheritance if he can waste $30 Million in 30 days without telling anyone what he is doing.  Barack Obama is in a similar situation in Barackster's Trillions.

Except this time - he's the President of the United States!

The story follows President Barack's challenge: he needs to spend $2 Trillion before mid-term elections in 2010, but can't tell anyone why - or even where the money is actually going!  It'll take a lot of creativity and the cooperation of his friends in Congress to find ways to waste a tremendous amount of cash in a relatively short period of time.

He finds out that spending that much that quickly isn't as easy as it seems, but not before he learns a lot about himself and his country.  This fast paced comedy is sure to be enjoyed for generations to come.

Barackster's Trillions comes to theaters nation-wide during second quarter, Fiscal Year 2010

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New Release: Jihad Warrior

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You are a member of a ragtag band of fighters who don't follow the Geneva Conventions for treatment of prisoners.
You don't wear a uniform and hide among civilians.

You are a cowardly zealot.

You are... Jihad Warrior

Red Burqa Games is pleased to announce their newest real time strategy game Jihad Warrior.  Your aim is to enslave the human race using any means possible.

• Recruit suicide bombers from the hopeless and mentally ill
• Build support in villages through murder and torture of civilians
• Establish a fifth column in well-meaning but ignorant democracies
• Try for the ultimate goal of Chemical, Nuclear or Biological weapons

Jihad Warrior: are you up to the challenge?
...72 virgins are waiting for your reply.

Scheduled for release during Ramadan, 2010.

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